Saturday quotes for you all

I had a really nice time with my son and his wife. They came over for our post-Christmas dinner and to open presents. They had Covid about 7 weeks ago and still haven’t gained all of their taste back. They said my dinner was good but I guess either way I won! LOL… Seriously though, we had a really nice evening together. I only see them twice a year! I have wonderful sons and a beautiful daughter-in-law that I love tremendously. Onto the quotes:

  1. Not my circus, not my monkeys. But the clowns definitely know me!

  2. I’ve decided I’ll never get down to my original weight and I’m okay with that. After all, 6lbs, 3ozs is just not realistic!

  3. I am NOT clumsy! The floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in the way

  4. I don’t sugar coat anything. I’m not Willy Wonka

  5. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me!

  6. Patience: What you have when there are too many witnesses.

  7. Did you know DIET means, Did I eat that?


Hahahaha! These are great! Love #5, 6 & 7!!! You’re on a roll! :rofl:
So glad you had a good time with your family. That’s what it’s all about :purple_heart:

Funny Gramybear!! Very funny! :joy::rofl: