The Prince / Princess and the Pea (syndrome)
#24 - I like the phrase "adding insult to injury"
#25 - Gender Discrimination here, what about us Princes?!
Apparently there is a story The Prince and the Pea, probably adapted, but no meme connecting it to fibro. But then fibro seems to discriminate, altho the ratio assumed varies greatly from 1:10 to 1:2.
#26 - my pea is THIS BIG!
#27 - mattresses made of peas
#28 - this is how my wife sees me…
In case you can’t read it:
What was the thread count of those sheets? Like twelve?
“100% polyester too, I bet.”
“AND, if you think I didn’t notice that generic-brand CANNED PEA, you’re sadly mistaken.”
(Oops, I originally thought it said genetically modified… - that’d be more my take on it).