I hope everyone is having a pain-free Monday

Leaving some quotes for Monday for you all!

  1. The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

  2. The only reason I’m fat is that a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality!

  3. I think my soulmate might be carbs!

  4. If you fall, I’ll be there!— Floor

  5. I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you

6.Don’t worry about getting older. You still get to do stupid things, only slower.

  1. May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house!

LOL, GramyB! Thank you for the smiles!!! :heart_eyes:
#6 sure had me laughing! I can relate, unfortunately! Enjoyed #1 and #5 a LOT too.
#4 reminded me about something a friend said (who was going though quite an ordeal at the time), that I sometimes say, as well. I told him that I hoped things would soon be looking up for him. His reply: Well, you can’t fall off the floor! :upside_down_face:


You are so welcome! And I like what your friend said! LOL