Having a rough day but want to leave quotes

  1. I think my guardian angel drinks!

  2. Someday I’m going to eye-roll myself into another dimension

  3. Sometimes I question my sanity. But the Unicorn in the kitchen told me I’m fine.

  4. I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them!

  5. I think senility is going to be a fairly smooth transition for me.

  6. My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately, that when I pee it cleans the toilet

  7. Well, apparently rock bottom has a basement!